August 27 is National Just Because Day. For many of us, we do what we do each day because we have to, such as going to work or school, or whatever you must do. Well, today is a day to stand that all on its head. You can do whatever you want – just because!
Apparently, this was once a family holiday of the Goodwins of Los Gatos, CA, but it has spread to become a national, if unofficial, holiday. You are free to celebrate this holiday any way you want, as long as you do something just because you can. Feel free to do crazy things, like singing aloud in public (or in a committee meeting at work). Or skip work and go fishing. Take a walk in the park. Buy yourself flowers. Go for a long drive with no destination. Do something to feed your soul and not your boss’s pocketbook.
But there’s another side to this too. The holiday’s original creation was to give a gift to another for no special reason. That makes it a good day to do the same, or to volunteer at a soup kitchen, or help a neighbor, or do something nice for a shut-in. If you’re like me, you have garden produce coming on. It’s a good day to share some with a friend or neighbor. Get something fixed that will make your spouse happy. Bake up something yummy that will please a family member. But whatever you decide to do today, do it just because!
For the quotes today, here is a list of truly terrible “because” jokes – just because! By the way, I found these on the Funology Website. They do have some jokes there which are actually funny. 🙂
Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: Because he wasn’t peeling well!
Q: Why can’t you say a joke while standing on ice?
A: Because it might crack up!
Q: Why is tennis such a loud game?
A: Because each player raises a racquet.
Q: Why did the calendar write its will?
A: Because its days were numbered.
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Because someone stepped on its mouse.
Q: Why did the thief take a shower?
A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway!
Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake?
A: Because it wanted to be a watermelon.
Q: Why was the boy sitting on his watch?
A: Because he wanted to be on time.
Q: Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
A: Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize!
Q:Why did the opera singer go sailing?
A: Because she wanted to hit the high C’s.
Q: Why did the gardener plant his money?
A: Because he wanted his soil to be rich!
Q: Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?
A: Because no one can eat just one potato ship.
Q: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?
A: Because he was feeling crumby.
Q: Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?
A: Because it gave him a big wave!
Q: Why did the spy stay in bed?
A: Because he was under cover.
Q: Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?
A: Because there are too many ears.
Q: Why did the TV cross the road?
A: Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
Q: Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?
A: Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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